Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Kayla's Customized Hell

Goths
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Ben Bernanke
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks, Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

General asshats, Jerry Falwell
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush, Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell